Well, I got creamed on the one class I actually studied my rear off for. This does not bode well for the remainder of grades…

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Billy saw an elderly man, walking with assistance. We discussed old age, its inevitability, and the duties sons owe their fathers. Billy thought for a moment, then said, “Lawyers don’t grow old, Dad.” Good to know, son.

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So sorry, folks, to be a ham, but I just had my last exam. *stage bow*

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My son just told me to stop looking at pictures of national parks, and study. My three year-old son. Ouch.

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If I fail finals, it’s because I’ve spent hours watching Corny the Horny Toad, a gift of Uncle Charlie to Billy and Grace. FYI, he does not eat Cheerios. / on Facebook http://on.fb.me/IRfhHy

About 90% of the time I draft a comment on a FB status, I reread it, laugh, delete it and turn off the Internet. You’re all welcome.

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